The System Cried And Begged Me To Become A God!
Chapter 25 - “The host is becoming less and less human”
Translator: Google Translate
Editor: Sai Hiroto
[Host, please confirm, do you want to draw 40 times in a row?]
Bai Siqiao happily clicked yes.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Beauty Pill x5, Feng Shui Numerology Book x3, Traditional Chinese Medicine Skill Book x2, Mysterious Leaf x1, Bicycle x1, Invincible Hair Growth Liquid x1, Life Bead x2, Old Item Repair Card x3, Snack Big Gift Pack x3, Snack Small Gift Pack x2, Repentance Broom x1, Mind Reading Experience Card x3, Backstab Vest x1, Painful Tears Spray x2, Strength Attribute 1, Spiritual Power Attribute 1, Ghost Spell x3, Detoxification Card x1, Ordinary White Paper x2, Mom's Love Feather Broom x1, Pet Goldfish x1]
In the blink of an eye, the ground was full of things, and the round-headed goldfish was struggling desperately on a pile of things, jumping around.
System: "Not bad, you can even draw something like a life bead, and you got two at once. You have good luck if you can draw one out of ten consecutive draws of a beauty pill."
But... it doesn't quite understand why it drew white paper and a goldfish.
Generally speaking, when his luck reaches 40, he won't get useless things. Bai Siqiao's luck is a bit confusing. However, when Bai Siqiao drew the lottery before, it didn't see how good he was. It was only when it collected the emotional value that it discovered that he had this trait. Whether it has improved or not, we'll see in the future.
Bai Siqiao raised his eyebrows, "Is my luck getting better?"
System: "Yes, yes, work hard! We can do it!"
Bai Siqiao was happy and caught the fish first, "You are so stingy. You give me a fish but not a fish tank. The fish will die of thirst."
[System: A glass fish tank as a gift.]
"Give me some water plants."
"Rockery shape."
"Oxygenator."
"Filter system."
"Fish food."
System: "Are you done? If you draw a whale, I will build you an aquarium?"
Bai Siqiao put the fish in, "It's settled. Thank you."
The system was upset. The host was becoming less and less human.
After arranging the living things, Bai Siqiao began to pack up the inanimate things.
He didn't want to read books on Feng Shui and fortune-telling, and he wasn't interested in medical books either, so he just threw them at the bottom of the box. The mysterious leaf looks like an ordinary leaf, and there is no mystery in it, so he throws it into the drawer.
[Confession Broom, product function: whipping the person who made a mistake will make him regret what he did before, correct it immediately, and never dare to make the same mistake again, a disposable consumable.]
Bai Siqiao threw it back to the system warehouse, and it can be sold.
He can drive out now, and he doesn't need a bicycle, so he gave it to Bai Siting.
Invincible hair growth liquid, thinking of his father's increasingly thin hair, gives it to his father.
Beauty pill, Bai Siqiao stuffed it back into the system, he didn't need it, so he sold it.
Mind-reading experience card, this is fun, keep it for yourself.
"What is the backstab vest?"
System: "It's for defense. If someone tries to hurt you from behind, you can just stab yourself back."
Bai Siqiao put it back and saved it for later sale.
System: "The most valuable thing here is the life bead, which can be exchanged for your life later."
Bai Siqiao asked curiously, "Does that mean I can stand up with full health even if the high-speed rail hits me?"
The system was tired: "Ancestor, don't waste items for curiosity! They are very precious!"
"I'm just teasing you."
System: You didn't act like you were teasing me at all.
Repair cards and tear spray were bought before. The chicken feather duster has similar functions to a broom, plus the talisman. These messy things are all placed in the system's small warehouse and carried with me.
There were too many snacks. Bai Siqiao found a large moving box and put two boxes almost as tall as himself. He kept one box for himself and pushed the other box to Bai Shiting's door and knocked.
Bai Siting was confused, "Why do you need to take so many things with you?"
Bai Siqiao saw two small bags beside his bed. The kid must have been impatient and had already started packing.
Bai Siqiao teased him, "Are you going to run away from home?"
Bai Siting said coldly, "Didn't we agree to go out and play? I'll prepare in advance."
Bai Siqiao put the big box on the ground, "I haven't prepared it yet. These are snacks I bought for you."
Bai Shiting's eyes widened, "Are these snacks? Can I eat them until I go to college?"
"Share them with your friends. Good friends should know how to share."
Bai Siting was tired. What if his mother knew about it? What does the idiot brother think?
This time he did not refuse, nor did he mock Bai Siqiao. He pushed the big snack box with both hands and pushed it to the wall. Thinking of Bai Siqiao doing these things without blushing or panting and not exerting any effort at all, Bai Siting was unhappy. The idiot brother was stronger than him, how terrifying he must be? In the future, he must not only speed up his learning progress but also work hard to exercise. He must be better than his brother!
Then, he took out two pieces of paper from the desk, one was a map of the scenic spot, and the other was a piece of paper filled with itineraries, "I have already checked the guide."
This was the first time Bai Siqiao heard that he had to make a guide for going out. He liked to go with the flow, play wherever he went, and eat wherever he played, the more casual he was, the happier he was.
Bai Siting pointed at the paper seriously, "I figured it out. The best time to go to Wanghuai Mountain Scenic Area is three days later. The weather will be good for three consecutive days. The probability of natural disasters in the mountains is almost zero. It's just right. Let's prepare things in these few days."
Bai Siqiao could only nod.
Bai Siting pointed at the map, "We will set out at 6 am three days later. The probability of a traffic jam is 20%. If we add 20 minutes of traffic jam time, we can arrive at 8:30 at the latest. This parking lot is 100 meters farther from the scenic spot than this one, but it is easy to park. We will park here and walk over and check the ticket for 10 minutes."
Bai Siqiao: "..."
"The first stop is to play this. Considering the physical problem, we take the cable car up, which takes 20 minutes, play for two hours, and then take another 20 minutes to go down the mountain. If you are lucky, you can see the Internet celebrity white tiger when you pass by here."
Bai Siqiao: "..."
"I have already booked a temporary rest point. I will call them to cook in advance. After we eat, we will go to the room to rest for two and a half hours. According to my calculations, the sun should be at this position of the mountain, and the ultraviolet rays are not strong. We can drive for 20 minutes by ourselves and arrive at 3:30 at the latest. We will come back to eat after playing until 6 o'clock."
Bai Siqiao: "..."
"I have booked a mountain villa in the evening. The chef can cook, or you can grill yourself. You can live upstairs, and I can live downstairs. There is a hot spring in the yard, which can relieve fatigue. You can do what you want to do at night to relax. But I don't recommend sleeping too late. We have to watch the sunrise at three o'clock the next morning. You can take a nap when you come back in the morning and in the afternoon we..."
Bai Siqiao looked numbly at his fifteen-year-old brother, who arranged their three-day itinerary. The way he talked freely seemed like he was hosting an important meeting, and he was confident and glowing.
Bai Siqiao regretted it. He didn't want to go with his brother. It was too scary!
Bai Siting talked a lot and asked seriously, "Do you understand?"
Bai Siqiao held his forehead. It didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just wanted to lie at home. He didn't want to go anymore.
Bai Siting frowned, "Okay, it doesn't matter if you don't understand. Just follow me when the time comes. You won't leave me outside this time, right?"
Bai Siqiao promised seriously, "No."
Bai Siting pushed his glasses, "Will you push me off the mountain?"
"I'm not that perverted!" Bai Siqiao smiled bitterly, "I promise if there is danger, I will definitely stand in front of you. Don't worry, your brother can now carry you and run 800 miles. That is, can I apply for it? I want to go fishing."
"I want to go bungee jumping."
The two brothers looked at each other in silence. Bai Siting couldn't understand, "You are only 20 years old, why do you want to go fishing? Don't you like horseback riding, archery, rafting, bungee jumping, and flying?"
Bai Siqiao, "No."
Bai Siting took a deep breath, "Okay, I will arrange half a day for you to go fishing, and you will follow me the rest of the time. If you get lost, I will never go back to find you, understand?"
"I understand." Bai Siqiao sighed, so scary, like a boss.
Boss Bai was very satisfied with his attitude, "I wish us a happy vacation."
"Yeah." Bai Siqiao was very confident about this. He would definitely not encounter bad things on this trip. He already had 40 points of good luck, and just now he drew a lot of good things. He has gotten rid of the fate of being a chief African.
After returning, Bai Siqiao closed the door and kept shaking his head. It was too scary. Bai Siting was too scary. He wanted to change his brother's note to President Bai.
Mu Ke sat on Bai Siqiao's bed and played with the egg.
Hearing Bai Siqiao mutter, he smiled and asked, "What's scary?"
Bai Siqiao was startled, "Why are you so elusive?"
Mu Ke stood up, "Baby, I think you are right. It's not good to be elusive all the time. I'll go down and try again from the main entrance."
Bai Siqiao grabbed his arm, "No, no, no, I think you are so handsome when you are elusive. No one else has your ability. You are my pride."
Mu Ke smiled and moved closer to Bai Siqiao's face, "Really?"
"Really!" Bai Siqiao pushed his face, don't get so close.
Mu Ke stopped teasing him and picked up the egg with one hand, "What is this?"
Bai Siqiao said nonsense, "I picked it up."
Mu Ke didn't doubt him and touched his stomach, "I can make a big plate of it."
Bai Siqiao asked with concern, "Are you hungry?"
Mu Ke buried his face in his neck in grievance, "I'm hungry. I came to see you after I finished my work. I didn't have time to eat."
Bai Siqiao suddenly became interested, "Wait, I'll make you something to eat."
Mu Ke asked subconsciously, "Can you eat what you cook?"
Bai Siqiao glared at him coldly, "What did you say?"
Mu Ke paused, and his desire to survive instantly came online, "I mean, I will eat whatever you cook."
Bai Siqiao said proudly, "I am no longer the original me, wait!"
Mu Ke smiled slightly, lying on Bai Siqiao's bed, lifted the egg, like playing basketball, used one finger to lift the egg, watched it spin quickly, and squinted slightly.
The ingredients of the Bai family are usually delivered on the same day because the two brothers like to eat seafood. In order to ensure the taste, there is a water tank in the Bai family kitchen. The seafood is alive and can be kept for several days.
It is not enough to make other ingredients, but the ingredients for seafood noodles are rich, and it doesn't take much time. Bai Siqiao plans to make a bowl of seafood noodles for Mu Ke. As long as he wants, these cooking skills seem to have been integrated into his body, and he can cook quickly and well.
Bai Siqiao praised the system, "You are still very useful."
The system was silent. Well, its use is to cook.
Mu Ke looked at this bowl of seafood noodles with good color, fragrance, and taste and tried to poke the shrimp on it with chopsticks, "Baby, is this really made by you?"
Bai Siqiao hummed proudly, "Hmm~"
Mu Ke picked up a shrimp tentatively, put it down, picked up a scallop again, and put it down again. Seeing him like this, Bai Siqiao curled his lips in dissatisfaction and asked him with his hands folded, "What shadow have I left on you in the past?"
"No, I'm just amazed at your cooking skills and progress, baby," Mu Ke's desire to survive was online again, "With this skill, the chefs in five-star hotels can't cook as deliciously as you. How can you be so good? No, I want to take a photo and print it out, hang it on the wall, and make it a treasure for our family."
Bai Siqiao happily snatched Mu Ke's phone, "You eat, and I'll take a photo for you, eat these two abalones first, I picked the two biggest ones."
Mu Ke took a tentative bite, secretly hiding the shock in his eyes, it was really... delicious!
After taking the photo, Bai Siqiao sat opposite Mu Ke, holding his chin with both hands and watched Mu Ke finish his noodles with a satisfied look on his face, feeling very happy.
Mu Ke asked him, "Where are you going to play?"
"Wanghuai Mountain Scenic Area is close, with mountains, water, and places to play. I plan to go fishing, and President Bai plans to go bungee jumping."
Mu Ke told him, "The space is unstable in places with mountains recently, so don't go to places with few people."
"Yeah. I plan to open a store, make money in the future, and buy a big house."
"What kind of house do you want? I will buy it for you."
"No need," Bai Siqiao smiled, "You protected me in the past, and I will make money to support you in the future, and we will live a stable life."
After experiencing so many life-and-death situations, Bai Siqiao already knew clearly what kind of life he wanted. He wanted ordinary happiness, a stable life, a house with two people, three meals a day, four seasons, thousands of rivers and mountains, and a heart for a hundred years.
Mu Ke looked up and saw his look of yearning for the future. He raised his hand and touched his head, saying lovingly, "I will listen to you from now on. You support me, and I will be your freeloader." He drank the last mouthful of soup and said, "I like to be your freeloader the most."
Mu Ke waited until Bai Siqiao fell asleep before leaving. After returning to the department, he asked Yu Chi, "Have you checked Wanghuai Mountain?"
"I checked, and it's fine. I don't know what's going on recently. The space in the mountains has been unstable, and weird things always fall out."
"Is there any news about the person who is hunting down the evil god?"
"No," Yu Chi was particularly puzzled when he said this, "Logically, people who are bound to the evil god system will definitely do bad things for their own desires, even if they have good intentions, they will be fooled by him and do evil things. However, there have been no such evil people recently."
Mu Ke raised his lips, "Only one team will be left, and the others will withdraw, so there is no need to waste manpower."
"Ah?"
Mu Ke was in a good mood today, and it was rare that he was not impatient, "Leave a small team to scare him so that he will shrink and not make trouble. By the way, is the name of Old Xie's apprentice Zhou? Mi?"
Yu Chi stamped his feet, "Xie Yizhou!" I don't know how many people he offended because he couldn't remember his name.
"Has he been converted to a regular employee?"
"No, I'm going through the conversion procedures these two days."
"After that, let him go to find your brother Qiao. Just follow him and check his surroundings with spiritual power from time to time."
...
Bai Siqiao was awakened by the system in his sleep. He said impatiently, "If you don't let people sleep, you will be struck by lightning."
The system whispered, "I seem to sense an evil aura in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."
Bai Siqiao was speechless. What the hell?
The system said seriously, "I have a feeling that someone wants to harm me, but I have no evidence. You know, I can sense something."
"Are you paranoid? Don't disturb my sleep." Bai Siqiao closed his eyes, moved his mouth slightly, and continued to sleep.
The next day, Bai Siqiao and Li Fei came to the entertainment city together and met Li Fei's friend, Song Qiyuan. People close to him called him Yuanbao (Baby Yuan).
Song Qiyuan's family is engaged in real estate. He is the third child in the family. He has an older brother and an older sister. His father is in his prime, and his brothers and sisters are all excellent. He doesn't need to worry about the family business, and he has a lot of pocket money every month. He is a winner in life.
Song Qiyuan has been well protected by his family since he was young. He has no bad intentions. He is not tall and looks delicate, but he has a very generous personality. When he saw Bai Siqiao, he shook hands with Bai Siqiao enthusiastically, "I just like to make friends with good-looking little brothers! Li Fei has already told me to take care of you. If someone bullies you again in the future, like Tan Zheng, you tell me, and I will help you to deal with him."
Bai Siqiao found that making friends with second-generation rich people has many advantages. Once he treats you as a brother, he will really help you.
Friends of friends are friends, and brothers of brothers are brothers!
Song Qiyuan reserved a very good location for Bai Siqiao, at the elevator entrance on the second floor. On the left is a milk tea shop, and on the right is a game coin recharge machine. Whether you want to buy water or recharge game coins, you will pass by this stall.
Bai Siqiao told them, "I will set up an electronic signboard here, and I will remotely control it and modify the items to be sold every day. If anyone wants it, just call me, and I will pay you the rent as usual."
Song Qiyuan patted him carelessly, "What rent? We brothers don't need it at all."
"That won't work. Brothers should be clear about the accounts." Bai Siqiao insisted on giving the money. Li Fei knew him a little bit and said to Song Qiyuan, "Take it. If you don't take it, he will feel bad. He is just stupid. It's a waste not to take advantage of brothers."
Bai Siqiao smiled. The so-called brothers take advantage of each other. No one takes advantage without suffering losses. Such friendships will not last long.
Li Fei and the others are familiar with each other, and there must be give and take, but he can't.
Bai Siqiao has always been a slow-moving person. In other people's words, he is cold-blooded, and there are not many people who can warm his heart. He seems to have a good relationship with everyone, but in fact, he knows everything clearly, and he doesn't like to take advantage of others.
Bai Siqiao added accounts to the system and bought a billboard. Currently, he sells two kinds of things. One is the restoration of old things. No matter how many years the things are, he can restore them to the same state. How much money is needed depends on the degree of damage.
The second kind is the beauty pill, 5,000 per pill, beauty and beauty, exclusive secret recipe, use first and pay later.
Song Qiyuan heard from Li Fei that Bai Siqiao's repair stuff was quite reliable, but this beauty pill was the first time he heard of it, "Is this thing reliable?"
Bai Siqiao nodded, "I think it is reliable."
Song Qiyuan asked happily, "How many do you have?"
Li Fei, "What? Do you want to buy?"
Song Qiyuan looked in pain and said, "You don't understand, my sister has had a few pimples on her face these two days, because of these pimples, she was like a fire dragon and scolded me twice, it was terrible.”
Bai Siqiao generously gave him all of them, "I only have five pills in total, take one at a time, once a month is enough."
Song Qiyuan picked up one and smelled it, turning his face away in disgust, "It's Chinese medicine, it stinks!"
Bai Siqiao was a little curious about the effect, "How about I try one?"
"You've grown up like this, aren't you wasting them? There are only five in total, give them all to me." Song Qiyuan packed them up and put them all in his pocket, treating them like treasures, and would not give them to anyone who wanted them.
At noon, the three of them had lunch together. After they left, Bai Siqiao asked Li Fei, "Song Qiyuan looks very innocent. Isn't he afraid that I will sell him fake medicine?"
Li Fei laughed and said, "Then you underestimate him. He seems to have had special abilities since he was a child. He can accurately distinguish good people from bad people. He can feel that others have bad intentions towards him without any reason. He is naturally more sensitive."
Bai Siqiao envied, "Really amazing."
Li Fei also envied, "This kid is lucky. When the entertainment city was just built here, he thought he could make money. His parents, brothers, and sisters all gave him money, so he could buy this building."
Bai Siqiao asked curiously, "What was this city used for before?"
Li Fei shook his head, "I don't know. I heard that they were all alone. It has been deserted for many years. Three years ago, they suddenly said that they wanted to build a city. They would sell and rent it. How much money would be needed to make such a big place?"
Bai Siqiao comforted him, "You will have money in the future—a lot of money. I asked, and God told me."
Li Fei laughed happily, "When I have money, I will buy my family's property and let Li Yang raise pigs for me!"
…
After Song Qiyuan returned home, he first went to see what his sister was doing.
His sister was on the phone with her boyfriend. It was fine at first, but he didn't know what she was talking about, and her sister yelled back angrily. Song Qiyuan covered his little heart and waited for his sister to finish the phone call. Then he moved over little by little and asked carefully, "Are you arguing again?"
Song Jingya said unhappily, "This bitch was actually photographed hooking up with his little secretary, and he still dares not to admit it? I want to break up with him!"
Song Qiyuan nodded like a fool, "Yes! Break up! I've long disliked him. He's not even married yet, yet he dares to hook up with the secretary. After we get married, he will definitely cuckold you. No more!"
Song Jingya was a little reluctant, "He wasn't like this when he was in college."
"It's a world of flowers. The flowers are becoming more and more charming."
Song Qiyuan's look made his sister laugh, "What do you want to talk to me about? No pocket money again?"
"I'll give you something good, open your mouth."
"What good thing?"
Song Qiyuan stuffed it directly into his sister's mouth and ran away.
Song Jingya, who wanted to pamper her brother once, was stuffed with a mouthful of Chinese medicine, which melted in her mouth and flowed down her throat. She couldn't spit it out, so she chased him and beat him up.
Song Qiyuan said while running, "You will thank me!"
"Thank you, big head, you are getting more and more outrageous!"
Song Jingya originally thought that her brother was naughty and played a little joke on her, and it should be a medicine to clear heat and reduce fire. Unexpectedly, when she woke up the next day, she found that the acne on her face had disappeared, and her skin was white, tender, and smooth as if she had just done high-end care, so tender and moist!
Song Jingya thought of what Song Qiyuan said and was shocked: Did he buy something good again?
From childhood to adulthood, Song Qiyuan always found good things. In the past, when he went to the antique market, he bought things based on his feelings, and they were more valuable than the things they bought after careful selection. Thinking of this, Song Jingya happily went to find Song Qiyuan. Song Qiyuan was still sleeping with his butt sticking up.
Song Jingya excitedly woke him up, "Yuanbao, do you still have the medicine you gave me yesterday? The one for acne!"
Song Qiyuan opened his eyes and said in surprise, "Sister! Your face is better!"
Song Jingya asked happily, "Which doctor prescribed the medicine?"
"I made a new friend. Here, there are four more pills, once a month." Song Qiyuan handed over all the stock to the public.
Song Jingya counted them, "No more?"
"No more."
Song Jingya tapped his forehead, "Go buy more from him! I want to give them to my friends and besties, how can these be enough?"
Song Qiyuan had to call Bai Siqiao early in the morning. Bai Siqiao had just woken up and searched the store. It was available for purchase, but it cost 10,000 emotion points. He yawned, "I'll ask for you. There are some, but the previous price was a trial price. The purchase should be limited to one per person. We are friends. I didn't give them to anyone else but to you. No matter who buys them later, the price will be increased."
"Okay, go ask. I'll buy them no matter how much they cost."
Bai Siqiao started to bargain with the system, "Ten thousand emotional points can be exchanged for ten thousand yuan. If I sell it for five thousand, do I still lose money?"
System: "The price can be increased. Besides, emotional value is easier to earn than money."
Bai Siqiao felt dissatisfied and said, "No, you give me a discount. Four thousand, I make one thousand."
System: "Impossible! How can there be a 40% discount? The most is 10% off."
"I'll give you another thousand, five thousand."
"Twenty percent off! It can't go any lower!"
"Deal." Bai Siqiao called Song Qiyuan back while the system was confused, "You can only make a reservation. You can only give her one pill a month for 10,000 yuan."
System:??
Bai Siqiao yawned again, "I don't think there is any need to buy it. If her face is healed, the remaining pills can be kept in the refrigerator for a long time. If there is nothing wrong, don't use them. It is a waste of money."
"No, you don't understand," Song Qiyuan said seriously, "She wants to be beautiful. As long as she is happy, she can be as beautiful as she wants. You can book me for one year, and I will give you the money."
The system looked at Bai Siqiao and clicked on the payment: Gan*!
[*Sai: ‘Gan’ (淦) is a substitute word in Internet Slang, used to replace the swear word ‘干’ to appear more civilized and interesting. As for what does 'it' mean? Please search it on Baidu (cough.jpg)]
It was finally the day of the trip. At around five o'clock, Bai Siting woke up his brother and went downstairs excitedly carrying his bag.
"We must leave at six o'clock, otherwise we will catch the morning rush hour and be stuck in traffic!"
Bai Siqiao: "..."
Getting up at five o'clock, what kind of suffering is this…?
This is the first time the brothers have hung out together since they grew up. Mrs. Bai was extremely worried, but she couldn't say anything. She could only keep telling her son to be careful.
Be careful of external dangers, and even more careful of Bai Siqiao.
Bai Zhenjiang originally wanted to tell Bai Siqiao to keep an eye on his younger brother, but now Bai Siqiao looked like he hadn't woken up and went downstairs in his pajamas. His fair cheeks were still slightly flushed, and under his thick eyelashes, his passionate peach blossom eyes were filled with glistening water. His collar was crooked, and his delicate collarbones still had red marks from sleeping.
He sat on his chair with a dull look on his face, mechanically stuffed the egg dumplings into his mouth, and reached for his fork to drink the porridge.
Bai Siting asked for the fork in his hand in disgust and gave him a spoon. Bai Siqiao didn't even look at it, didn't say anything, and stuffed rice into his mouth expressionlessly. Looking at it like that, he was eating. He can even fall asleep while eating.
Bai Zhenjiang thought for a while, turned to Bai Siting, and said, "Keep an eye on your brother."
Bai Siting nodded coldly.
Bai Zhenjiang took a few bites and said worriedly, "Bring him back."
The corners of Bai Siting's mouth twitched. What was Dad worried about? Could it be that he would sell him out in order to take revenge on Bai Siqiao?
Finally, in the worried eyes of the Bai family, the brothers set off.
The driver drove the car, and Bai Siting directed the whole process. Bai Siqiao was holding a big white goose pillow, and the person sleeping in the back was unconscious.
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