Translator: Google Translate
Editor: Sai Hiroto
More and more people came to the live broadcast room to watch this big drama of scammers.
[Is this acting? Scammers appeared during the live broadcast, this is the first time I have seen it.]
[It should be true. The host had been with the villagers before, and his father promised to donate a school building during the live broadcast.]
[Donate a school building? The host's family must have money. Without a certain economic foundation, who would do charity?]
[Doing charity can meet scammers. I want to know how the host feels now. It must be chilling.]
[Feel sorry for the host!]
[Feel sorry for the host +1]
……
Bai Siqiao saw so many emotional values, and his heart was not chilled at all but warm. This generation of netizens is too enthusiastic. With them, he can make a fortune. Bai Siqiao was already thinking about what benefits he could give them. He felt embarrassed for providing them so enthusiastically.
It was too hot now. The man was lying on the ground, sweating all over. Li Fei used to have a bad temper. He would have been furious if he had encountered such a situation. But now he was not angry at all. He asked Bai Siqiao to get in the car, started it, and turned on the air conditioner. He immediately felt refreshed.
The man lying next to the car saw that the two of them didn't care about him at all and hugged the rearview mirror angrily, "What do you mean? You hit me, and you still want to run? Get off!"
Bai Siqiao took out two ice creams from the car refrigerator and handed one to Li Fei. The two of them didn't argue with him. They ate while watching the man making trouble, "What are we going to eat later? I'll treat you."
"I want to eat steak."
"If you want to eat steak, let's go back and eat it. The town can only solve the problem of being full. On the way here, I saw a mutton restaurant. Let's go and try it?"
"Eating stewed mutton on such a hot day?" Li Fei didn't want to eat it, and he felt melted at the thought of it.
Bai Siqiao persuaded him, "We should eat mutton in the coldest days of winter. Eating mutton can drive away the cold, and we need to stay healthy." He also listed ten benefits of eating mutton in the summer.
Li Fei was convinced and thought it was good to eat mutton in the summer, so they went to eat mutton for a while.
The people in the live broadcast room were originally very angry, but they burst into laughter when they saw this: all the bamboo shoots on the mountain were taken away by the two of them, it was so hot outside that even the cicadas didn't want to chirp, and this big bald guy was sweating profusely, and his head must be chapped after being in the sun for a whole afternoon.
The two of them finished their ice cream and discussed what to eat. Then they opened the car window a little and asked, "What do you want us to do to get us to leave?"
The bald man was almost suffering from heat stroke, and his temper became more and more irritable. "Give me money! 20,000 yuan and we will be fine. If it's less than 20,000, don't even think about leaving today! I tell you, when you go to the hospital, you will have more than this amount!"
The emotions in the live broadcast room, which had just calmed down, exploded again.
[Shameless, asking for 20,000 yuan! I want to beat him up!]
[The anchor drove over! We testify to you that it was this idiot who got under the wheels of the car himself!]
[No, I'm getting angry again. I want to beat him up!]
...
Li Fei was hungry, "Why don't we give him 200 yuan and leave? He's a scoundrel."
"No," Bai Siqiao dug under the back seat and took out a plate of iced watermelon and a bag of beef jerky, after that, he handed them to him to eat, "I won't give him a penny."
Li Fei looked under his seat in surprise. When did Bai Siqiao hide it? Even iced watermelon?
Netizen: Yes! The anchor can't get used to him and not give him a penny!
Li Fei said while eating, "Why don't we call the police?"
As soon as he said to call the police, the people outside the window heard it, and his face changed, "Why call the police? You have to give me money even if the police come!"
He just heard that the driver wanted to give him money. In fact, it was not necessary to give 20,000 yuan, just a little. The pretty boy sitting in the passenger seat looked good, but his heart was really black. He didn't give a penny!
Li Fei rejected this idea again, "No, I can't get used to his bad habits."
Bai Siqiao stretched out his hand again, touched under the back seat, and took out a small speaker.
Li Fei looked at it in surprise. He didn't know what was in his car now. Bai Siqiao could take things out from various places.
This small speaker was, of course, bought in the system. It is a small broadcasting speaker: as long as it is within a range of 1 km, no matter what others are doing, whether they want to listen or not, it can reach their ears. Even people can hear clearly in their dreams. Price: 1000 emotion points.
Bai Siqiao, "Help, help, help, help, help!"
The village chief was excitedly telling the villagers that someone wanted to sponsor their school. When he heard his benefactor calling for help, his face turned pale.
The village chief ran over here while shouting anxiously, "What's going on? Come quickly, who's at home? Come out quickly!"
Those who had people at home ran out, and some even held sticks.
When the bald man saw so many people coming out of the village, he was stunned.
Netizens found it funny.
[Hahaha, the bald man was touched by the anchor's action. Who the hell put a loudspeaker in the car? Bald man: Can't you afford it? Is it okay for you to shout when something happens?]
[I found that putting a loudspeaker in the car is useful. In case something happens, I can shout. I also want to buy one!]
…
The village chief finally ran over, "What's going on?"
Bai Siqiao pointed at the bald man and shouted slowly with a small loudspeaker, "He asked us to give him 20,000 yuan, otherwise, he wouldn't let us go."
When the village chief heard this, he jumped up and kicked the bald man on the butt, "Do you know what they are here for? They are helping us build a school in our village, and you are slandering them! Are you still a human being?"
The village chief felt more and more embarrassed as he spoke and looked at Bai Siqiao and the others apologetically, fearing that Bai Siqiao would go back on his word and the promised school would be gone.
The man who was trying to scam people was kicked and was not convinced, "Why did you hit me?"
"Because you are shameless! You can't do this even if you are just passing by, not to mention that he not only sponsored the children in our village but also helped them build a school! You have lost the face of our ancestors!"
The villagers who ran out to help asked in surprise, "Build a school for us? Do you want to help us build a school?"
After getting a definite answer, the grandfathers and aunts all hit the man who scammed people, "You cheated people of 20,000 yuan, how can you say that? You are not worth 20,000 yuan even if you sell yourself!"
The grandfathers and aunts in the village talked at the same time, scolding and beating him. The beating was not severe, but it was extremely insulting. The bald man wanted to say something, but he was beaten so hard that he dared not speak. He ran away in frustration because he didn't get hit.
Bai Siqiao got another wave of grateful emotions. The grandfather and the grandmother were very simple. The school had not been built yet, but the emotions were already in place.
Netizens hotly discussed it.
[The people in the village are not bad in this way.]
[What's good about it? Poor mountains and bad waters produce unruly people. It is recommended that the anchor take the girl out. This village is not suitable.]
[Yes, it is recommended to send her family to a nursing home to support her education and give her 2,000 yuan a month for living expenses.]
[Yes, yes, yes, you are right. You should support her and burn three incense sticks every day. You are so kind, why don't you sacrifice yourself and go to the desert to pray for rain? The Desert Camels are grateful to you!]
[Honestly speaking, giving 20,000 yuan to a person who is not related to you is already very good. The host's father will also build a school for the village. One person cannot represent the people of a village. The more this is the case, the better it is for the children to receive a good education. We cannot abandon the children in the surrounding area just because a few people in this village have problems. As long as they receive a good education, they will not become such people in the future.]
…
The fraud case was solved like this, but a quarrel broke out in the live broadcast room. Bai Siqiao was suspicious. He caught a cricket and placed it in front of the camera, saying it was a bug. How could people in the live broadcast room start a quarrel?
Bai Siqiao narrowed his eyes and suddenly wanted to give it a try.
Fearing that there would be another unexpected situation, Bai Siqiao placed the camera by the window and pointed it at the scenery outside the window. Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, a group of people in the live broadcast room had already left, and the rest were sighing at the host's bad luck.
[I advised the host to go to such places less in the future. I suspected that you were possessed by bad luck. What if you encounter something even worse?]
Bai Siqiao happened to see this sentence, "I won't be possessed by bad luck."
Although he said so, Bai Siqiao thought of his luck value, which was only a pitiful 0 now, without any luck buff, and didn't dare to say too much. He shouldn't be that bad, right?
System: "There are already more than 2,000 people following us and more than 6,000 people watching during the live broadcast. This is a good sign. There will be more and more people in the future. We made a lot of emotional points this time—200,000! A big harvest! You gave Qiqi 20,000 and took 20,000 hard work fees, so we still have 160,000 left."
The system became more and more excited, "Too fast, will doing bad things increase the malicious value?"
Bai Siqiao despised it: "Do it now, and they'll arrest you soon. With you like this, shooting for eight hours a day is not enough."
System: "... You don't have to be so cruel."
The system wanted to ease the relationship, "This world is too difficult to survive, and there is still a shortfall of 440,000, and there are still nine days. You have to work hard, we can do it." Try to pretend to be a soft and cute system.
"It's disgusting." Bai Siqiao no longer paid attention to it.
The system suddenly felt abandoned. Bai Siqiao became increasingly cold and uncooperative towards it. He had clearly called it Brother System before, but now he started to talk back at it.
Looking at Bai Siqiao's lack of enthusiasm and effort, the system put the note out again and broadcast the live broadcast on his own in frustration. For the sake of emotional value, he endured it.
Unfortunately, after the incident of the hit-and-run, fewer people watched the live broadcast. Who would have nothing to do to see if anyone needs help? This is not a channel for selling goods.
At 8 o'clock in the evening, the missing person notice was posted when the traffic was the highest. After reading it, Li Fei smiled and forwarded it to Bai Siqiao, "I think this guy misunderstood. Should we tell him and change it?"
He has to say that the person who made the short jokes is quite talented. The video screen is divided into two layers. The bottom is the paper written by Bai Siqiao, and the top is what he made.
There were two cats. One was a gray forest cat, tall and mighty, full of muscles, with a cold face, and 186-187 on his forehead. The other was a beautiful little white cat, thin and graceful, with a crown on his head and a scarf around his neck, looking as pretty as a fairy boy. It was half a head shorter than the forest cat, and at this moment, its fur was in a state of explosion, with one paw grabbing the fur on the forest cat's neck and the other paw slapping the forest cat's mouth.
The first scene is still, and the person who made the video has a monologue, "When I received this promotion, I rejected it in my heart. I believe that everyone is like me, seeing such a weird missing person notice for the first time. But the sponsor is rich! I studied hard for a long time and finally figured out the meaning of this sentence. I shot this video, hoping to satisfy the sponsor. Here, I wish the sponsor to find the person he wants as soon as possible."
The topic suddenly changed, and he said angrily, "Someone hurry up, show up immediately! It's hard to find such a rich sponsor these days. If you don't want him, I'll rush in!"
The picture started to move, and the beautiful little white cat called the forest cat, and after catching several of them, he asked him angrily, "Where have you been? Don't you know that I look for you every day? If you don't come back, you can only call me Dad! I'm getting married! Do you dare to come? Do you dare to come? Do you dare to come?"
As soon as the three accounts forwarded it, the comments exceeded 5,000 in three minutes, and netizens were delighted.
[I imagined a big drama in my mind—a bloody drama!]
[Now I want to know how "Hao Da Er" will feel after seeing it? Will "Hao Da Er" go to grab the bride?]
[*Sai: ‘Hao Da Er’ (好大兒): The Big One(?) = Big Cat = Gong = Top(?)]
[Hahaha, the height between 186 and 187 is very magical. The sponsor knows his height so accurately, but the others don’t know. Is it because he hasn’t measured it?]
[Did you notice something wrong? Sponsor, big son, these are two men, the love and hatred between two men, my god, I don’t want to ship them, but my brain won’t allow it!]
[These two must be an awkward couple, both wanting to be each other’s father.]
[This is why the rich young man had to break up with his boyfriend because of family reasons and wanted to arrange a marriage. Before the marriage, the young man wanted to fight for it again and asked his beloved man. Do you dare to rob the marriage? As long as you dare to come, I will go with you.]
[Woohoo, I believe in love again!]
…
Bai Siqiao clicked on the comments and took a look. This group of netizens was so imaginative that they could write a long, bloody novel for him. He even wanted to read the sequel of the novel.
Bai Siqiao smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. No need to change it. It's fine like this."
Li Fei also started gossiping, "What is the relationship between this person and you?"
Bai Siqiao smiled, "He owes me a debt."
This video quickly became popular, and more and more people liked and commented on it. Bai Siqiao forwarded this video to his circle of friends, hoping that Mu Ke could see it as soon as possible and reimburse him for the 300,000 yuan he spent. He tried so hard, but he didn't come, so he kicked him out and didn't want him anymore.
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