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The System Cried And Begged Me To Become A God!
Chapter 13 - “Taoist priests in the formal sector”

Translator: Google Translate
Editor: Sai Hiroto

Bai Siqiao asked, "Doesn't that little blind man look a little silly? He's not very old, dressed like a Taoist priest, and holding a bell?"

Bai Siting: "Yes, that's him."

Bai Siqiao instructed, "Leave him here, I'll go back right away."

He didn't know if the master his father had found was any good, but this blind man could see through his soul at a glance, so he must be really capable. He wanted to find their department and report the person who sold fake paintings.

When Bai Siqiao got home, the little Taoist priest was waiting in Bai Siting's room. Although Bai Siting pretended to be a loner in front of his mother, he still had to learn what he should learn behind his back. He was doing his homework while the little Taoist priest was sitting there meditating. In the same room, no one paid attention to each other.

When Bai Siqiao saw this weird scene as soon as he entered the door, he didn't know how to complain.

The little Taoist priest looked at the door, his lifeless eyes still fell on Bai Siqiao's forehead, and he was stunned for several seconds, "Ah! I know you."

Bai Siqiao smiled, "Hello, let me introduce myself, my name is Bai Siqiao, what's your name?"

The little Taoist priest was stunned, "My name is Xie Yizhou, from Maoshan Sect, I apologize to you for what happened last time."

Bai Siqiao was about to say that he should apologize, saying it was all a misunderstanding, when Xie Yizhou said seriously, "I shouldn't have said you were old, that you were pretending to be young. Master said that sometimes people don't like it when you tell the truth."

Bai Siqiao's mouth twitched, "I wanted to apologize to you, but now I don't."

"Why?"

"Because I'm unhappy."

"Why are you unhappy?"

Xie Yizhou didn't mean to argue with Bai Siqiao, he was just curious. "I've apologized, why are you still unhappy?"

Bai Siqiao saw that this was a little idiot and a stubborn person. Is this the so-called genius who is always lacking something, so he is particularly good at learning this kind of thing?

"Okay, I'm happy, let's talk about business, you said that someone tampered with our family's Feng Shui, and something bad will happen at home, how did you see it?" Bai Siqiao raised his hand and waved it in front of Xie Yizhou's eyes.

The little Taoist's eyes slowly moved over, "It's not that I can't see it completely, I can still see it at a distance of 20 centimeters, but I can't see it clearly."

Bai Siqiao gestured with his hands. Twenty centimeters is about the length of a twig. Can you tell Feng Shui from this line of sight?

"The Feng Shui of your house has been disturbed. You don't need to see it with your eyes. I'll see it with my heart."

Bai Siqiao said admiringly, "You're amazing."

Xie Yizhou rubbed his head shyly, "It's just so-so. My master said I still have a lot to learn."

Bai Siqiao couldn't help laughing. He inexplicably thought the little Taoist priest was cute.

Xie Yizhou said seriously: "Your family is blessed, your ancestors have accumulated virtues, so your family has always had good fortune. In addition, your father is a philanthropist and has accumulated some merits, so your family has not had any major problems yet. However, if the feng shui is not changed, the family will sooner or later be ruined."

Bai Shiting stopped writing and asked dissatisfiedly, "You talk about the destruction of the family, why do you masters scare people so much? Can't you try something new?"

Xie Yizhou explained seriously, "I am telling the truth, not scaring you. When I entered the door, I found that there was a sinister aura on the west side of your living room, which is now very weak. Did you hang something fierce before?"

Bai Shiting looked at Bai Siqiao in surprise. Did you really not invite this idiot? How come he even knows this?

Bai Siqiao patted his head soothingly, "How about this, let's go to my room to talk, you study hard."

Bai Siting was dissatisfied, "Is there anything I can't listen to?"

"Don't listen to this, little brat." Bai Siqiao invited Xie Yizhou to his room. As soon as he entered the room, he saw a pile of books by the wall. There was no room on the table, and there was a pile on the floor. Bai Siqiao felt suffocated immediately. The first-grade math textbook on the top was really a bit too much.

Bai Siqiao twitched his lips and went to pour a glass of water, "Someone did change the feng shui, but I don't know exactly what happened. I had a car accident after the change. There was a picture of a tiger on the wall, but I took it down last night."

Xie Yizhou took the cup with both hands and drank it all in one gulp. Bai Siqiao poured him another cup, and Xie Yizhou held it with both hands. "You are a kind person."

Bai Siqiao did not answer. His next sentence.

"Although your body is full of the smell of blood and your soul is wrapped with a layer of black evil spirit, as if your fate is not in your will, you have merit. As long as you have enough merit, you can resolve these evil spirits."

Bai Siqiao didn't answer, waiting for his next sentence.

"Although you are full of blood and your soul is wrapped in a layer of black evil spirit, as if your fate is not going according to your will, but you have merits. As long as you have enough merits, you can dissolve these evil spirits."

Bai Siqiao, "Hmm, hm? Merits can dissolve all evil things?"

"Yes, merits can scare away all evil spirits, so you should do more good things and not do bad things." Xie Yizhou took another sip of water and said slowly, "I can't see through your fate, but as long as you have merits, you can turn bad luck into good luck, and everything will be auspicious."

Bai Siqiao lowered his eyes, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, making it impossible for people to see what he was thinking, "Thank you for your good words."

Xie Yizhou was really thirsty, so he drank another sip of water before continuing, "The Feng Shui of your house is now a gathering place for evil spirits. The evil spirits from the surrounding areas are constantly running into your house, and over time, they will kill people. I heard from your housekeeper that your house used to have a pool, but it was later filled up and covered with sand, and a rockery was built next to it. Now your family has a backer, but the wealth has flowed away with the sand. Without water and vitality, your family is just living off the land. If this continues, your family business will go bankrupt."

"What about the white tiger picture?"

"I guess the white tiger picture is for your brother. There is a lucky aura around him. He will definitely become a talent when he grows up. The white tiger hangs in the west, scaring offspring, starting with the youngest."

Bai Siqiao is more certain that this man is capable. So far, he has not sensed any malicious emotions from this little Taoist priest, so he should not be in the same group as the man his father is looking for.

"What if the tiger's eyes look black during the day and red at night?"

Xie Yizhou stood up excitedly, "What about the painting? It's a fierce beast. Your brother will be in trouble within three days."

Bai Siqiao said calmly, "I don't like its eyes, so I dug out its eyes."

Xie Yizhou was stunned for a moment, then sat down again. He said with emotion, "A blessed person will not fall into an unblessed place. Your family is blessed, but you accidentally hit and destroyed it. You have merits, which is just right to overcome this kind of thing."

Bai Siqiao looked at his fingers. No wonder he felt like he was electrocuted when he dug the painting. Is merit so useful?

Bai Siting, who was hiding outside the door and eavesdropping, peeked inside suspiciously. Is it true? So fantasy?

Bai Siqiao stood up and closed the door. "Can you see if this Feng Shui can be changed?"

"It can be changed. I'll draw one for you later. But it won't be changed for free. We have to get something in return for our efforts. It's not good for you not to charge money."

"No problem," Bai Siqiao asked happily, "How much does it cost?"

The little Taoist priest stretched out a finger, and Bai Siqiao's eyes widened in shock. "One million? My dad only asked that liar for 600,000."

Xie Yizhou waved his hands quickly, "I don't want that much, just give me 100,000. If you don't want to give it to me, you can donate it. We are legitimate Taoist priests. We have work permits and will not charge random fees."

Xie Yizhou fumbled in his backpack for a long time and took out a work ID with a black stamp on it. Bai Siqiao only saw two big words on it: Internship!

He has to say, it looks like a fake ID.

"If there is a ghost at home, we will catch it. It's free to catch ghosts."

Bai Siqiao asked curiously, "What department are you from?"

"I can't tell you this. I'm still on probation and haven't started working yet." He said proudly, "We have five insurances and one housing fund, food, and accommodation, and we don't care if we take private jobs, as long as it doesn't interfere with our regular work."

Bai Siqiao said enviously, "You guys are doing a good job."

"Yeah, you can also earn merit."

Bai Siqiao was envious. Isn't this the treatment of national civil servants? The iron rice bowl.

"By the way, I want to report that, master! He is trying to steal money and kill people!"

"I will go back and report it. Don't worry, we will not blame a good person, let alone let a bad person go."

Bai Siqiao borrowed 100,000 yuan from the system and gave Xie Yizhou 120,000 yuan. The extra 2,000 yuan was for running errands. He asked for the other party's mobile phone number and called him when he had something to do. The phone note: feudal superstition reporting hotline.

While Bai Zhenjiang was still not home, Bai Siqiao found a worker online, and soon they came to the Bai family with tools. There was not much to change, and it was done in half an hour.

Mrs. Bai wanted to stop him at first, but then she changed her mind and let him do it. He would be obedient after being scolded by his father. Bai Siqiao has been very well-behaved recently, and it is time to lower his status in his father's heart.

After Bai Siqiao finished the modification, he didn't even eat dinner and ran away.

After Bai Zhenjiang returned home, he found that his house had changed. The sand had been dug out by him, the rockery had been moved, and a big hole had been dug in that place with a pool of water. He raised several large koi in it. He didn't know if it was just to make up the number, but there were also a few large grass carp. The most outrageous thing was the small turtle representing the Black Tortoise, which was only as big as a wine bottle cap.

Bai Zhenjiang asked angrily, "Who did this?"

Mrs. Bai quickly put on her eye drops, "Who could it be? The boss did it. He found a master and said that this master was more reliable than that one. I can't stop him."

"This idiot!"

It's too late to say anything now. It's too late to find someone to do the construction in the middle of the night. In addition to what happened last night, Bai Zhenjiang has already doubted the master, and it is impossible to change back to the original feng shui.

"Let's leave it at that for now. Where did he go?"

Mrs. Bai sighed, "Who knows? He used to tell me when he went out, but now I don't know where he went."

Bai Siting looked disgusted when he saw this. The family was just like the harem, fighting every day. The means of fighting were really low.

"He left this before he ran away. He said that Dad would understand after listening to it." Bai Siting handed his father a recorder and repeated impatiently, "He also said that the money he gave to the master was borrowed. He didn't say how much, just asked you to reimburse it."


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