The System Cried And Begged Me To Become A God!
Chapter 1 - “We must be full of positive energy!”
Translator: Google Translate
Editor: Sai Hiroto
In the midsummer of the imperial capital, the outside is as hot as a steamer.
Bai Siqiao walked to the small supermarket beside the hospital and smiled, "Hello, a bottle of iced peach-flavored alien electrolyte water and ten fruity lollipops."
"Okay! Wait a minute!" The busy clerk looked up and was startled when she saw Bai Siqiao's appearance.
He is eighteen or nineteen years old, with a youthful look between his eyebrows and eyes. He is thin, fair-skinned, has a small face, and his delicate facial features are particularly three-dimensional. The exaggerated yellow hair does not look rebellious on him, and it makes him have red lips and white teeth, and he is as well-behaved as a doll.
At this time, those beautiful peach blossom eyes were looking in the direction of the hospital. The long eyelashes cast a small shadow on the cold white skin. It was not clear who he was looking at. From her angle, she could only see the perfect jaw. Line and delicate Adam's apple.
The clerk felt like she had seen him somewhere before but she couldn't remember it.
Realizing that the clerk was looking at him, Bai Siqiao turned around and smiled politely.
The clerk felt her heart skip a beat and thought it must be her imagination. If she had seen such a beautiful boy with such a warm smile before, she would remember it.
Bai Siqiao paid, drank his drink, and strolled toward the hospital parking lot. People in this world are awesome. They make so many delicious foods and drinks. He must work hard to make money and eat all the delicious foods.
The little girl who had just left the outpatient clinic saw Bai Siqiao, stretched out her little finger, and said in a sweet voice, "Brother has candy, I want to eat candy too."
Song Yun grabbed her youngest daughter's hand and educated her, "Don't point your fingers at others, it's impolite."
The nanny said in a low voice, "Isn't this the incompetent boss of the Bai family? He has yellow hair and dresses like a goblin. He plays racing with a group of second-generation ancestors every day. We all hide when we see him. Let's go."
They live in a high-end villa area. People who can afford to buy houses there are either rich or wealthy. There are only a dozen households in total, so naturally they all know each other.
Song Yun was confused, "Isn't it the birthday of the second eldest son of the Bai family today? I heard that he was admitted to a key high school with the top three scores in the county. His father invited so many people to celebrate his birthday. Why didn't he take the eldest son back?"
The gossipy nanny knew very well, "Bai Siqiao fights every day and doesn't know how to study. He got into the film school based on his reputation. He wanted to make a movie, but his father used connections to send him to the crew, and he ended up beating up a famous star. He was sent back by the crew again. If it were me, I wouldn't take him back. It's so embarrassing! The Bai family should be handed over to his younger brother in the future. He is doomed."
Song Yun frowned. This child is too unreasonable. His parents have a lot of responsibility. He is still making trouble in his senior year of high school. He should be beaten with a stick and hired a few tutors for him. It is too late to say anything now.
[System: Update host body attributes.
Strength: 8/100
Agility: 7/100
Intelligence: 92/100
Spiritual Power: 0/100
Luck: 0/100
Unknown Energy:? (???)
Charm value: -55/100
Friendly reminder: There are 10 attribute points in the novice gift pack. Considering that the host's current charm value is negative, it is recommended to increase the charm value first.]
Bai Siqiao opened a lollipop, held it in his mouth, and asked seriously, "Will you unbind me when your charm value is high?"
System: "No. The host is unlucky and has bad luck. But he has a very high IQ and has the talent to become a high-IQ criminal."
"Criminal talent?" Bai Siqiao was amused, curled his lips indifferently, opened the system page, and added all attributes to strength.
The system said temptingly: "Full skill 100 can lift a weight of 1,000 kilograms, 18 points is equivalent to 180 kilograms, you have surpassed normal humans so quickly, just listen to me, accumulate emotions, and you will soon become a god!"
Bai Siqiao said lazily, "No, I want to be a salted fish in this life, basking in the sun when I have nothing to do, basking in the sun from the front to the back, and not having to turn over by myself."
This is the first time the system has encountered a host who is not even interested in becoming a god, "Don't you want to control other people's life and death and leave this garbage plane?"
"I don't want to." Bai Siqiao looked up at this world and squinted his eyes comfortably.
There are tall buildings, cars, and horses passing by like dragons, white clouds are floating in the sky, and green plants are everywhere on the ground. There is no disgusting smell of blood in the air, and no zombies are wandering around. People live and work in peace and contentment and are warm and friendly. There are so many delicious and fun things to do. This world is so beautiful, where can there be garbage?
Besides, there is someone he is waiting for in this world, so he won't go anywhere, even in a sedan chair.
The system sensed Bai Siqiao's emotions and was speechless. Was it bound to the host? This new host had no ambition at all!
At this time, a drunk man came to the hospital gate. It was hot now and people were wearing thin clothes, but he was wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt and carrying a dirty old denim bag. It was bulging inside as if it contained a lot of things.
Seeing Song Yun walking to the parking lot with the child in her arms, he cursed fiercely and walked towards them.
System: "The mission target appears! Help the target escape, absorb 5000 emotional points, reward 300 experience points, and earn 2 attribute points."
Bai Siqiao saw -310 above the opponent's head, "What does that mean?"
System: "Negative numbers are sin values, positive numbers are merit values. The more negative numbers, the more bad things this person has done. This person is blackmailing, extorting, gambling, and extremely unfilial. In the future, if the host encounters someone with a high sin value, he must make friends with him. Using this person can gain more emotional value."
Bai Siqiao was almost amused by this. Is this human language?
He observed it and suddenly squatted on the side of the road, "I still think I can't do it."
The system was annoyed: "What's wrong? You can lift one hundred and eighty kilograms with one hand, why can't you do it?"
"Look at the security guards at the door, they are all 1.75 meters tall and weigh more than 150 kg. We are about the same height, but I only weigh 120 kg. With my small body, I can't hit them. They arrived at the scene in just one minute. In such a short time, I can't wait for the criminal to commit the crime, help him escape, and finally leave calmly."
The hot sun tanned Bai Siqiao's delicate white face, and even his usually rebellious blond hair fell obediently on his shoulders. With the clips wrapped around his arms, he looked fragile, like a poor abandoned child. "It's so difficult to do the mission for the first time, brother, I can't do it. I can't do it."
The system pondered for a moment: "... For you who are doing the mission for the first time, it may be a little difficult."
[System gift: One Bruce Lee Experience Card! Use time: one minute! During this minute, the host will be like Bruce Lee, with fighting skills maxed out!]
[System gift: One Golden Bell and Iron Shirt Experience Card! Use time: three minutes! During these three minutes, the host will be immune to all physical damage!]
"Thank you, Brother System. Now I think I can give it a try." Bai Siqiao happily accepted it. Sure enough, this system had some power and was eager for him to complete the task.
At this time, the man took out a fruit knife from his bag and rushed towards Song Yun.
"I told you not to give me money! I'm not happy! You're not happy either!"
"Kill you! Chop you to death!"
...
He was about 1.8 meters tall and weighed at least 160 kilograms. He looked dark and strong, and he was holding a knife in his hand, which scared the people around him and made them scream and run for their lives.
Song Yun held the child and dodged the knife in fear. Song Yun was already a mother of advanced age and was not in good health. She was wearing a cheongsam and high heels and holding her three-year-old daughter, so she couldn't run fast at all.
Hearing the sound of wind behind her, Song Yun turned her head in fear, and the knife was already behind her.
Song Yun's face instantly lost its color. She was usually kind and never made enemies with anyone. She never thought that someone would want to kill her.
It was too late to hide. As a mother, her subconscious reaction was to protect her child.
Just when she was desperate, a thin figure rushed over and stood in front of her in the blink of an eye. He pulled them aside with one hand and pinched the man's wrist holding the knife with the other hand.
The hand had thin joints, long fingers, and pale skin that looked bloodless. It looked fragile, but no matter how the man struggled, it was like being clamped by a pair of pliers, and it didn't budge at all.
Song Yun looked at the thin back and the familiar yellow hair in disbelief. Bai Siqiao?
The man couldn't break free, so he kicked Bai Siqiao in the stomach. Song Yun shouted nervously, "Be careful!"
The onlookers didn't see how Bai Siqiao dodged. In the blink of an eye, Bai Siqiao knocked the man down and lifted him up.
The man's arm was still in Bai Siqiao's hand, and his body had been thrown over his head. Bai Siqiao threw him on the grass not far away, like throwing mud.
With a ‘bang’, the tall and strong man weighing 1,670 pounds, accompanied by a scream, was hit firmly on the grass, and the ground nearby trembled.
The people around were confused by Bai Siqiao's operation: he didn't eat a lollipop, he ate a powerful pill!
The system was also confused by Bai Siqiao's action:???
System: "I asked you to help the target escape and absorb the victim's desperate emotions. Who asked you to be brave?!"
At this time, the points are automatically updated:
[Merit Value + 10
Grateful Emotional Value + 1000
Grateful Emotional Value: +10
Gratitude Emotional Value: +20
Charm Value +2
….]
Bai Siqiao opened the system page and said innocently, "I see that the system upgrade only requires emotional points. It doesn't say what kind of emotions are required. Love and hate are emotions. This system also has merit and charm points. Isn't this better?"
The system was pissed off by him: "Humans are selfish and greedy. There is eternal hatred, but no long-term gratitude! If you help him escape, the victim's desperate emotions will not only be enough for you to complete the task but also have extra emotion points to use! Isn't it great to draw prizes, exchange body attributes, and learn skills?! I have bound to so many hosts, and they have all become great villains! No one does good things!"
Bai Siqiao calmly listened to it finish its temper and said seriously, "So you found so many hosts and they all died, brother, your tricks don't work anymore. We are now a society ruled by law, and we must be full of positive energy."
The system asked angrily: "I am the evil god system! You want me to be full of positive energy?"
Bai Siqiao slowly persuaded it to calm down, "Brother, although it is as difficult to make an evil god system do good things as to prevent a dog from eating shit, we must keep pace with the times. We now pay attention to the five principles, four beauties, and three loves. As the saying goes: Only when there is no haze in your heart can you laugh happily."
The system collapsed: "Happiness, your sister! Don't call me brother, you are my father!"
Bai Siqiao sighed in embarrassment, "That's so embarrassing."
System: !!!